Question

Funny fiction paragraph

(freewrite)
I want it to be funny, please

Answer 1

Answer: hmmm fiction you say.....

Step-by-step explanation:

THE FLYING SAUSAGE

AS U BEING MY FRIEND I WILL WARN ABOUT MY HUMAN BEING IN THE TELESCOPE. BUT WHAT I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO U ABOUT IS THE FLYING SAUSAGE INCIDENT I DON’T THINK I TALKED TO U ABOUT THIS BUT U REALLY SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM SECRETLY A FLYING SAUSAGE NOT ONLY AM I A FLYING SAUSAGE BUT I AM THE FLYING SAUSAGE THAT TOOK THE WALKING CHEESEBURGERS PICKLES. I NEED UR HELP TO ESCAPE THE POLICE MEN BECAUSE THE ONLY REASON I STOLE HIS PICKLES WAS BECAUSE I WAS GOING THROUGH THIS THING WHERE ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS EAT PICKLES AND MY MOM WOULDN’T BUY ANY. I HAD NO MONEY SO I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. I WALKED OVER TO THE CHEESEURGER AND TOOK HIS PICKLES. APPARENTLY THATS AGAINST THE LAW BUT I STILL DID IT. I ALREADY ATE THE PICKLES SO I CAN’T RETURN THEM. I ASKED BOBBYJO TO PUT ME IN A BOX AND SEND ME TO NORTH CAROLINA SO I AM NOW IN NEW ENGLAND I NEED U TO GO ON A SECRET MISSION AND GO BUY ME A PRIVATE JET U SEE I CAN NOT FLY ANYMORE SO I NEED SOMEONE TO SEND ME A PRIVATE JET NOT A AIRPLANE I ALREADY HAVE 2,345 AIRPLANES PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME AN AIRPLANE.PLEASE AND THANK YOU I HOPE U CAN COMPLETE MY MISSION. and I wrote all that and sent it as a fiction book report.....i got a B. ✌ what do you think?

Answer 2

Step-by-step explanation:

This is a story about one day at the School. It was early in the morning and I did not turn my alarm the night before.

I slept for fifteen hours and dreamed about how I got good grades and I am in one different school with different people that are wearing what they want in School, pajamas, beach clothes and more. That morning something woke me up and I think that that was my dog but I could not remember anything since I slept for that long. I just got up and went to school. I was living still in my dream. I went to school in my pajamas and everyone had laughed.

The funniest thing is that I was not conscious and I did not know what I did wrong. I just set there and start to write a math test. When I sat down I realized what is going one. Everyone had laughed.