The reader can tell from the Article that
 A. bouncy cats like hip-hop music and laid-back dogs
 like slow jams
 B. cats and dogs that were surveyed did not like
 listening to "Old McDonald"
 C. Spotify is certain that dogs will enjoy the handpicked
 music playlists more than cats
 D. cats and dogs living in the same house may have
 completely different tastes in music