(I literally learned what a corrido was five minutes ago so bear with me)
This is the story of my arm
And how it snapped from inside
So listen to this old corrido
and the raw story I may provide
As I took a stroll late last September
Up on the old west Hillside
I tripped on the tail of my tuxedo
Saw my life flash through my eyes
They took me to surgery swiftly
My arm had snapped at my side
It took them three days to mend it
I thought I'd have surely died