who quoted the following? "Twas a maiden of Hobart so nice Had a mouth that for two would suffice, It had stretched, pretty dear, From her ear to her ear. 'Til the boys had to kiss her in twice 'Tis the same with these stamps a la Bird, Whose dimensions are really absurd, You can't make 'em stick, With one good honest lick -- They need two, and then sometimes a third."