Do you think my jokes are funnyWhy did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
 What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
 What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
 What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
 Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
 What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
 How does the ocean say hello? It waves.