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Why does oshgosh jog around the high school track 98 times a day?

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because he is insane and wants to find love but realizes that he is too ugly to get a girl so he works himself like a racehorse but is slowly realizing that no matter how fast he runs or how buff he gets noone will love him so he keeps running in the hopes that he may someday find someone who loves him but it is no use and he is getting more and more depressed each day... save oshgosh. Love oshgosh.
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