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Dear stuffed shirts at ritz crackers?
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
Just as a box of crackers is only as appealing as its least intact sleeve.
I am paying for fully formed crackers, not butter crumbles.
I don't buy your product with broken quarters; don't stick me with broken pieces of cracker, you miserable dicks! Regards, Mort Goldman again
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